“Dad, for my uni work, can you make me some desks please ?  but they need to be strong enough to hold the weight of my sins”.  

So what are these dreadful sins ?    What could be so bad that they need to be made from such thick wood and could carry the weight of the devil himself ?

Later on I found out what they were.

Jack fessed up that he went through his older brothers Nintendo DS and wiped all of the save data for his Nintendogs and blamed it on someone else…….